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This is a place to share some of my writing and share an opinion or info with anyone interested.

I am currently taking writing classes at Writer's Village University and this site is a place for me to share my work with the public.  I would like to say up front that some of it may be objectionable to some, and I will give a notation before anything of that nature. But that doesn't happen too often.

Let's Start Things Off With A Little Fairy Tale That I Modified



HENNY PENNY


Squishy Trishy was having a party at her two story beach front condo. Squishy Trishy, Benny Wenny, Moni Joni, and Meaty Weaty were on the patio drinking station wagons, when Benny Wenny had to use the restroom. While he was upstairs Meaty Weaty felt sick and leaned over the railing to throw up. Unknown to the group, Benny Wenny was feeling the same, but Felecy Wecy was in the restroom. So, Benny Wenny hung over the upstairs railing. Meaty Weaty was hit on the back of the head and jumped up yelling “What the heck!”


Benny Wenny came out on the patio exclaiming that the sky was falling and he nearly missed getting hit by a cloud. Meaty Weaty being the nice guy that he is didn't want anyone to get hurt like he did by falling clouds, so they must go tell CNN. They all agreed that this was a good idea. So they went running through Squishy Trishy' s apartment. Moni Joni almost ran right into Pammy Wammy, and when she asked what the big hurry was, Meaty Weaty exclaimed that the sky was falling and he was almost killed by it, so they had to go tell CNN. Pammy Wammy being the sensitive caring person she was, agreed and said they would go in her VW Microbus that she called the Shaggin Wagon.


Meaty Weaty jumped behind the wheel since he knew where CNN was and the rest, except for Squishy Trishy, sat on the bean bags in the back. Squishy Trishy wanted to make sure Meaty Weaty didn't get lost on this road trip. Benny Wenny was amazed by the lava lamp and disco ball. Moni Joni was amazed by Benny Wenny's calmness. Squishy Trishy was amazed that Pammy Wammy found purple shag carpet for the inside of the Shaggin Wagon, and Pammy Wammy was amazed that she finally found her CCR 8-track, Meaty Weaty was amazed that they were all finally taking a road trip together. Pammy Wammy crawled to the front of the Shaggin Wagon to put CCR in the player, when she turned to go back to her bean bag she saw a half eaten m&m in Meaty Weaty's hair and knew what happened.


When she went back to confront Benny Wenny about it she found him fast asleep with Moni Joni at his side. So she went back to the front to explain, and found Squishy Trishy and Meaty Weaty doing a poor job of singing Bad Moon Rising. Pammy Wammy figured what the heck, and slid her bean bag up between the front seats and joined in. Soon, CNN was forgotten and they just rode the psychedelic magic bus into the night not knowing where they were going and not really caring.

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